Our current favourite jokes...

Q What is the best day to go to the beach?
A Sunday - of course.
  (From Amy aged 7)
Q What's the the time when an elephant sits on a fence?
A Time to get a new fence!
  (From Rachel aged 9)
Q What is an astronauts favourite place on the computer?
A The spacebar!
  (From Afrah aged 9)
Q What do you call a sleeping bull?
A A bulldozer
  (From mary aged 9)
Q what you happens when you tell an egg a joke?
A it cracks up
  (From Ellie aged 7)
Q where do rabbits learn to fly helicopters ?
A in the hare force
  (From Hannya aged 10)
Q what jam can't you eat?
A a traffic jam
  (From tomas aged 6)
Q whats the only tile that you cant put on the floor or wall?
A a reptile
  (From bethany aged 9)
Q What do you get when you cross a fridge and a radio?
A Cool music
  (From Adam aged 6)
Q How does scruff the dog stop the DVD?
A He hits the PAWS button!
  (From nana aged 9)
Q Why did the lion cross the road?
A to get to the othre pride
  (From Amira aged 7)
Q What kind of music do balloons hate?
A Pop.
  (From maria aged 9)
Q why did the boy eat his homework
A because his teacher said it was a piece of cake
  (From jack aged 11)
Q why did the king go to the dentist?
A because he wanted to get his teeth crowned!
  (From Jamie aged 7)
Q what dose the gost say when they dance
A lets BOOgie
  (From charlie aged 10)
Q What travels fastest - heat or cold?
A Heat! You can catch a cold!
  (From Shani aged 11)
Q what did one egg say to the other egg?
A lets get cracking!!
  (From jasmeet aged 7)
Q What is the most common owl in the uk
A A Teatowl
  (From Sophie aged 9)
Q What flower grows between your nose and your chin?
A Tulips[two lips]!!
  (From Abida aged 8)
Q fuzzy wuzzy was a bear but fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
A so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he!
  (From Ellie aged 4)
Q what do you get if cross a cow with a smurf
A blue chesse
  (From kenzo aged 7)
Q what do you get if you cross a sheep and a cangaroo
A a wooly jumper
  (From rhianne aged 7)
Q What do robots eat?
A Microchips
  (From Thomas aged 5)
Q what do snakes play ?
A ssssssssssssnap
  (From jodie aged 6)
Q who is in charge in the classroom?
A the ruler
  (From samuel aged 7)
Q Where did the fish keep his money?
A In a river bank!
  (From Zehna aged 6)
Q why did the crab get arrested?
A because he was always pinching things
  (From zaeema aged 10)
Q what is a fish's worst day
A friday
  (From Tanya aged 11)
Q WHY DID THE JELLY BABY GO TO SCHOOL
A BECAUSE IT WANTED TO BE A SMARTIE
  (From ELLIE aged 5)
Q where do fish go on hoiday.
A Finland
  (From amina aged 6)

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